"I will not play tug o' war. I'd rather play hug o' war. Where everyone hugs instead of tugs. Where everyone giggles and rolls on the rug. Where everyone kisses, and everyone grins, and everyone cuddles, and everyone wins.”
It needs to be September ASAP.
Fuck you, stupid America telephone voters! Will should not have gone home tonight! Twitch and Mark FTW. Josh sucks. (Sorry, Sarah.)
I’m fairly certain I am about to completely crash and burn.

Happy Birthday to my Mommy! and to Daniel Radcliffe!

I love that my mother and my future husband have the same birthday :-)

“it’s a lot like a game. a video game. they can ignore you for a while and expect to pick up right where they left off. and then they try to score points to gain the next level, and once they’ve beaten you, they take you back to GameStop.”
— An intelligent guy’s answer to my theory that guys date like it’s a game.
I think I’m going crazy.

One of my Mom’s good friends called to ask what to do because she’s watching a friend’s dogs for the week and one of the dog’s passed away tonight. She didn’t know what to do and the owner’s can’t come home until tomorrow so knowing how we adore our dog’s, she called us to see what to do. Now, here’s the situation in these people’s house: they have three dogs an older black lab, a basset hound, and a younger chocolate lab. These dogs have spent 3/4’s of their lives locked in their garage. Sometimes they’ll let one in and keep the other two out there. Occasionally they let them all in the house for maybe an hour. We live in Florida. It’s the middle of fucking July. Their garage is a fucking oven. And those poor dogs are locked in there. All fucking day. THIS MAKES ME SO FUCKING BEYOND ANGRY. Yes, the dog that passed away was older but he was still healthy and he obviously died from the heat. I realize that there are other dogs that are in much worse situations but still. It just makes me extremely angry to think of these poor dogs who have no control over the situation and are most certainly suffering physically and most likely mentally. I know the owners and I think they’re decent, fun, nice people but I know the next time I see them I will not be able to look at them the same way. They killed their dog. In my eyes, it is entirely their fault that he died. All the had to do was have the dogs stay at a friend’s house or even kennel them for a couple of days. But they chose to leave them in the blazing hot garage. For what? To save money? FUCK THAT.

I’m sorry that turned out a lot longer than expected. I’m just really angry at the moment. The activist in me is coming out full-force right now.

I think I have strep. And I kind of feel like killing myself.

oh and on a sidenote:

heath ledger will win an oscar for dark knight.

  • Me: You'reamazingIloveyouYou'rethebestSeriouslyLikeIdon'tevenknowwhattosayI'mfreakingoutmeetingyourightnowYou'resoamazing!!!!
  • Jay Brannan: Awwww. Thank you.