"I will not play tug o' war. I'd rather play hug o' war. Where everyone hugs instead of tugs. Where everyone giggles and rolls on the rug. Where everyone kisses, and everyone grins, and everyone cuddles, and everyone wins.”

(via fuckyeah1990s)

I have a wildly vivid imagination. Sometimes, I go and live there.

“I’m not here to defend why I should be the quarterback. When it comes to work ethic, the people in the building know how hard I work and how much I care about playing here and how much I love this team and franchise.”
— Mark Sanchez (via fuckyeahmarksanchez)

Young stunnah.

Merry Christmas, ya little nasties! Hope everyone has a beautiful day :)

Eating my Mark Sanchez gingerbread man and watching The League. #stillinmyjersey #stillmadbummed

Motivation for working out tonight? Eating dinner and watching Mark’s press conference afterwards. Yeah, I’m pretty cool.

RT @prattprattpratt: My karate kicks are off the fucking chain today.

You’re a real hooker and I’m going to slap you in public.

Coffee take the wheeeeeel.