Frida Kahlo to Marty McConnell by Marty McConnell leaving is not enough; you must stay gone. train your heart like a dog. change the locks even on the house he’s never visited. you lucky, lucky girl. you have an apartment just your size. a bathtub full of tea. a heart the size of Arizona, but not nearly so arid. don’t wish away your cracked past, your crooked toes, your problems are papier...
I have a wildly vivid imagination. Sometimes, I go and live there.
I’m not here to defend why I should be the quarterback. When it comes to work...– Mark Sanchez (via fuckyeahmarksanchez)
Merry Christmas, ya little nasties! Hope everyone has a beautiful day :)
Eating my Mark Sanchez gingerbread man and watching The League. #stillinmyjersey #stillmadbummed
Motivation for working out tonight? Eating dinner and watching Mark’s press conference afterwards. Yeah, I’m pretty cool.
RT @prattprattpratt: My karate kicks are off the fucking chain today.
You’re a real hooker and I’m going to slap you in public.
Coffee take the wheeeeeel.
Treats and snoozin’. Snoozin’ and treats.
And the hooooome of the…JETS!
RT @TeamMarkSanchez: Hats off to @Mark_Sanchez for a great performance. #Jets
Ball so hard muthafuckas wanna find me.
“Where were you takin’ him, Mike?” “To the bus. It was time for him to go home.”
Over 5,000 yds. 45 TDs. Almost a 72% CMP…not discounting the other QBs but c’mon. If that’s not “most outstanding” idk what is.
Wonderful win for the green and white! Love my Jets!
Stay in and watch Case be awesome? Oh no, have to go to work and sell people shit they don’t need. Wkds are for football, people!
Christmas comes early! Love my new @Mark_Sanchez jersey! #GoJets http://t.co/H5KmUaKm
RT @nyjets: #EA Jets win. Heat-stopper! Wow!
Eating celery and listening to Gaga with the windows down. #straightballer
It’s always darkest before the dawn.
What doesn’t kill you makes a fighter.
I want NFL Network back by tonight’s game, Bright House! Make it happen! I know you can!
Oh yeah girl, run that game.
Getting in an overdue treadmill/weights sesh.
Been waiting all day for Sunday night! Let’s do work, boys! #GoJets
Decked out in green and white for work today :) #GoJets
I love when teams go for two…but sometimes you gotta take a goddamn field goal and win it in OT! C’mon, man!
I just wish this was happening to me instead. So much.
About ready to pass out after that beast of a workout. Hockey and Modern Family? Yes, please.
RT @NFLJesus: And so it was foretold; And so it shall be. RT @NFLJesus: Let soar thy J-E-T-S to Victory in Buffalo. Amen.
Clear eyes, full hearts.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Everyone scare someone today! :)
Tina Fey is without a doubt one of my favorite females in the world. She is so deserving of the Mark Twain Award.
Halloween makeup demo at momma’s school went wonderfully, decorating the yard was fabulous, now: workout from hell.
Kelly Kapowski got that swagger.
Forever grateful to @garrettjurss for convincing me to watch TVD. IT’S JUST SO FUCKING FANTASTIC! Every week!
Had an @ErinAndrews esque Taylor Swift jam sesh on my way to work this morning. Fantastic!