omigod, that brittany's shameless.

i feel like boo boo today. my skin’s breaking out. my hair’s dull and...

Oct 1st

(via fuckyeahskinnybitch)

Oct 1st

don’t bother leaving a message because i’m not listening.

Oct 1st

“PMS isn’t real, Needy. It was invented by the...”
— Jennifer Check.

Oct 1st

trapeze: wolphcubz:danielfaraday:captainkirk:(via...

Sep 30th

i’d really like to just live at starbucks. everything seems so warm and easy there. and i want...

Sep 30th

where were you while we were getting high?

Sep 30th

can i fight my stupid hunger? fake some...

wish i were here…

Sep 30th

i don’t know how to be anymore. i’m always too much or not enough.

Sep 30th

he thinks he’s cute enough for me…and that’s why he’s in retard math.

Sep 30th

nice comeback, hannah montana.

Sep 29th

trapeze: mliaverage: Today, my dad woke me up holding our Harry Potter DVDs, two fake wands and...

Sep 29th

Watch

hahaha! god, i love her.

Sep 29th

“You have a serious problem of distorting reality. You could...”
— The Science of Sleep.

Sep 29th

wonderful fucking weekend. seriously, one for the books. but now i have to face some actual school...

Sep 29th

dexter's back!

yes yes yes yes yes!

Sep 28th

oh gosh. i am a hot fucking mess.

Sep 28th

i had a dream last night that i was like...

nobody had any idea and i was helping to find the killer when really, i was the killer. i killed...

Sep 27th

i liek drinkig and i likd you so yeah this is good. i love yym awesome friends and vodka and i...

Sep 27th

so much aching in my bones and muscles. gaaah.

Sep 26th

(via itsbritneybitch)

Sep 26th

meltdown, it’s not a crush in a hot, hot room we’re in a rush 

Sep 26th

kellykapowski: I’m so tired. So ridiculously tired. I feel like my chest could just cave in on...

Sep 26th

oh haaay tequila! what up?!

Sep 25th

goddamn you are driving me fucking crazy in all the best ways.

Sep 25th

Frank: I'm the Troll guy?!
Charlie: Of course you're the Troll guy! Who else would be the Troll guy?
Frank: Oooh! I like that!...Can I do it naked?
Charlie: What?! No! Why the hell would you be naked?

Sep 25th

baaah quit it.

Sep 24th

and a britney song was oooon!

Sep 24th

oh haaay.

Sep 23rd

all i want is coffee and adderol all day long.

Sep 22nd

cool beans.

Sep 22nd

baby, it's three a.m. i must be lonely.

Sep 22nd

i wanna put my feet on your rug.

Sep 22nd

So cute! mah mah mah.

Sep 21st

and my day is ruined. what the fuck is wrong with me?

Sep 20th

my thoughts are sporadic. i act like i’m an addict. i rap like i’m addicted to smack...

Sep 20th

Needy: You're a jerk.
Jennifer: Nice comeback, Hannah Montana.

Sep 20th

fangs last night, brains this morning, and blood tonight :-)

Sep 19th

oldfilmsflicker: movieoftheday: Michael: Excuse me, sir,...

Sep 18th

i just imagined an amazing tattoo idea for myself. want want want!

Sep 18th

so, i’m gonna drink my money. i’m not gonna pay his rent.

Sep 18th

you make me sick. i want you and i’m hating it!

Sep 18th

can i fight my stupid hunger?

Sep 18th

oldfilmsflicker: piktured: ...

Sep 18th

10462.) i'm paranoid, i'm a...

(via blogsecret)

Sep 18th

“I would describe Rodger’s style as…straight.”
— Brad.

Sep 18th

“The thing about me and Cary is that we could be apart for...”
— Pink.

Sep 18th

but with nobody in your bed, the night’s hard to get through…

Sep 18th

“Who is Josh Groban?!?! Kill yourself! He is an angel sent...”
— Glee.

Sep 18th

SO FUCKING EXCITED!!! AHHHH!!!

Sep 18th

words cannot express the amount of...

FINALLY my harry potter obsession is appreciated!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!

Sep 17th

(via fuckyeahskinnybitch)

Sep 17th

nothin’s gonna change my world.

Sep 17th

lately it seems that i’m falling for or turning to boys who i somehow know i can never have...

Sep 16th

i think megan fox is hotter than angelina jolie. fucking sue me.

Sep 15th

fuckyeahtwilight: fuckyeahtwilightsucks: mummyfeet: ...

Sep 15th

oldfilmsflicker: dashedlines: fauxfoxxx: ...

Sep 15th

“So, lay off Taylor, Kanye. Or I will attack your...”
— Colbert.

Sep 15th

fuckyeahjohnlennon: flickflickflicker: ...

Sep 15th

Oh Zac. Tis a shame you got attacked by zombies. I suppose...

Sep 15th

fuckyeahjasonsegel: ...

Sep 15th

auburnsky: thedailywhat: Discuss.

Sep 15th

yesterday was the first time i ever did that…and it felt fucking good.

Sep 14th

and when you use your lips, they better be on me.

Sep 14th

ENDORPHINS!

Sep 14th

this week:

monday: class all day, gym, work until close, halloween decorating with my hot roommates!, cleaning...

Sep 14th

“you’re killing people!” “no. i’m killing boys.”

Sep 13th

“I never call them guys, I always call them boys. Maybe...”
— Megan Fox.

Sep 13th

i don’t even know what it is but there is just something...

Sep 13th

“I was supposed to meet him by lake, it was going to be...”
— Megan Fox.

Sep 13th

i cannot fucking wait to see this movie next weekend.

Sep 13th

Damien: Say 'crack' again.
Janis: Crack.

Sep 13th

Listen

“Lay Down Beside Me” - The Backstreet Boys. This was the other track on the “Quit...

Sep 13th

spending the night with robert downey jr. mmm.

Sep 13th

Mike: What if one day the Jonas Brothers made an album that turned out to be a masterpiece. Like Pet Sounds.
Me: Oh man I would love that.
Mike: Hahahaha you would feel so vindicated
Me: Exactly, every time someone tried to give me shit i'd be like "UM EXCUSE ME they made ______ in 2014"
Mike: Bob Dylan just needs to get them high
Me: I bet in 5 years they'll do a name change, to just "Jonas"
Mike: Maybe it'll take Nick going out on his own to be great, like MJ.
Me: You know he will, he's the only attractive one.
Mike: Hahahaha that's all it takes.

Sep 13th

captainkirk: tumblingnoodle: inspiredbyyou: I love...

Sep 12th

fmylife: Today, my girlfriend, who is a dog trainer, was telling me all about the techniques she...

Sep 12th

i have to admit it’s getting better. it’s getting better all the time.

Sep 12th

i am kind of in love with my forty or...

Student: How old was she (Norah Jones) when all this happened and she got signed?
Music Biz Professor: Three. I don't know? How the hell would I know that?

Sep 12th

fuckyeah1990s: The Pool Spirit from “The Tale Of The Dead...

Sep 11th

fuckyeah1990s: Sardo from “”The Tale Of The Super Specs” ...

Sep 11th

fuckyeah1990s: The frozen ghost from “The Tale Of The...

Sep 11th

fuckyeah1990s: The Braun family from “The Tale Of The...

Sep 11th

fuckyeah1990s: Susan from “The Tale Of The Dollmaker” FUCK...

Sep 11th

fuckyeah1990s: The Aliens from “The Tale Of The Thirteenth...

Sep 11th

fuckyeah1990s: The Lost Campers from “The Tale Of Watcher’s...

Sep 11th

fuckyeah1990s: Rick Hagerty from “The Tale Of The Shiny Red...

Sep 11th

fuckyeah1990s: The Headless Horseman from “The Tale Of The...

Sep 11th

you must be straight trippin’!

Sep 11th

okay. i’ll admit it. i’m now going to consider myself a gleek.

Sep 10th

paul mccartney is the cat's pajamas!...

Sep 10th

love it.

Sep 10th

“Something happened today, something else will happen...”
— Shane Botwin (via...

Sep 9th

(734): just heard the best thing ever:...

Sep 8th

i could hold you in my arms. i could hold you forever.

Sep 8th

i want to go on a date. qualifications: attractive, intelligent, liberal. preferably: musically...

Sep 7th

lonelytourist: Zooey: Why the fuck would anyone get in a...

Sep 7th

omgskins: kbcdefg: ...

Sep 7th

ucftheatrekid: Albus: Ruler of Egypt aw that’s my...

Sep 7th

dear michael buble, can we just be in love for a day? or...

Sep 7th

(via fuckyeahskinnybitch)

Sep 6th

theamazon: (via slowdancing)

Sep 6th

10011.) I still cry everytime Sirius...

(via blogsecret)

Sep 6th

sunday plan: work on my paper for a few hours, halloween shopping with garrett and smashley,...

Sep 6th

i hate myself.

Sep 6th

eek! i wish i had a puggle to dress up as a shark!

Sep 6th

cupcakemugshot: imgfave | Sunny Bunny / —kalifornia— on...

Sep 6th

but with nobody in your bed, the night's...

Sep 6th

i want to take a bubble bath with john lennon.

Sep 5th

Reporter: What would you call that hairstyle you're wearing?
George: Arthur.

Sep 5th

Sgt pepper fact;

thebeatlesblog: The voice you hear right before the music starts on ‘A Day In The Life’ is Ringo...

Sep 5th

hop up out the bed. turn my swag on. took a look in the mirror and said “what’s up?...

Sep 5th

my loan/scholarship money is heeere!!!

yay yay yay yay!!!

Sep 4th

captainkirk: hollowwords: ...

Sep 4th

Listen

captainkirk: decembers: queserasara: seventy times 7 is that what you call tact? you’re as...

Sep 4th

yes, i get by with a little help from my friends.

Sep 4th

and you’re tied together with a smile…but you’re coming undone.

Sep 3rd

captainkirk: hollowwords: (via secondstar05) mahahaha!

Sep 3rd

GPOYW...

Sep 3rd

but i’m not your princess. this ain’t a fairytale. i’m gonna find someone someday...

Sep 3rd

learning a new song on Jude, taking an amazing yoga class, and sleeping naked are three small...

Sep 3rd

duuude! i used to jam out to this soundtrack when i was...

Sep 3rd

you take my hand and drag me headfirst - fearless.

Sep 3rd

Let me in, throw me down. Wear my heart around your wrist, just rip it right out. Kiss my neck, lick...

Sep 2nd

you da you da best.

Sep 2nd

first, i would just like to get to know you.

Sep 2nd

i’m listening to way too much taylor swift lately. i find it rather oddly ironic.

Sep 2nd

she wants what they’ve got.

Sep 1st

even at my best, i wanna let go.

Sep 1st

fuck rap! you can have it back.

Sep 1st

peterwknox: “Hubby Hubby”: Ben & Jerry’s Shows Gay...

Sep 1st