February 2008
January 2008
silence speaks louder than words. true. oh so true.
the preview voice should say this: “this week on the real world…brittany’s hot friend who she has a secret crush on comes to the house to spread his free love to all.” still wanna come visit?
You can drive you can drive you can drive Down the 405 To the 101 to my house And these highways are in so many songs I couldn’t count them all I tried So much sad history described in a ride And when i told you i was happy i lied I lied i lied i lied… And i’ve got vicodin do you wanna come over I know it’s a long drive from malibu I got a pocket full of pills and not one...
“you can take your P-H-D and shove it up your A-S-S!!”
– accepted.
stephen colbert makes my mornings pleasant.
it’s all pretty fucking surreal to me but pretty fucking awesome at the same time!!
I’M A REAL WORLD FINALIST!!
Honestly, I just can’t even do anything fucking right. And I mean ANYTHING.
I’M GETTING IRATE!
“why don’t we just print more money? we’d pay off all the debt and...”
– gar-that’s-why-he’s-my-favorite-boy-ret.
“jesus is lord…VOLDEMORT!”
– the church sign i plan on vandalizing in the near future.
“you know my daughter, really pretty, wears chanel…not exactly what...”
– julie cooper-nichol.
revisting season tres of my favorite show ever (aka the o.c.) / studying for a test i will most likely fail.
“cleaning and vodka totally go hand-in-hand.”
– me.
He always knows how to take things too far.
i want the turquoise moccasins at target.
yeah, you’ve got that something.
The Tally Tonight, Thus Far:
2 Gays 1 Lez 1 Bearded Jew 4 Straight Females 2 Straight Males 2 Drunks 4 Disney Employees 1 Starved AE Employee 1 Not So Hungry AE Employee 1 Cloverfield Cinematic Experience 1 Good Time & 1 Cup — lilkev04272 — johnnyfive that’s us!
i had a dream last night: i was a fashion designer. and i worked out of janice dickinson’s office (except it was my office). and i walked in but instead of walking that little bulldog she has, i was walking an adorable pig around. and i looked fly.
“i should’ve been a hippie.”
– me.
Suddenly between sheets and eyelids I am reminded why I don’t do this I fall in love far too quickly I never want her to forget me When you’re gone Will you call? Will you write?
“I’m kinda fierce and I’m kinda a celebrity…in my own head.”
– Christian Siriano.
I feel as though people, in general, kind of set me up my whole life for major dissapointment by telling me I can do anything. In reality, I can do anything.
i feel so inadequate. i wish i could just meet someone instead of them getting their first impression of me from a fucking sheet of paper. i don’t have a fucking clue what to write considering i have no relevant experience. damn, this is frustrating. i need some major help.
cobra starship is rockin’ my ipod right now. they’re fucking hilarious. and talented. imagine that? real, talented people. who would’ve thought?
“he’s not fred! i am! honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother!”
– fred and george.
good, ya got it.
hp and the ss just started on disney channel. score!
i’m honestly convinced that it would be nothing but perfection.
“I’m going to come visit you some years from now and your kids are all...”
– Garrett.
TGIF.
from now on, once a day, i’m going to give a random stranger a penny and ask “penny for your thoughts?” and just see what they say.
I’m gonna be the roomate that says “and start getting real!”.
“It just hurts.” “That’s why they call ‘em crushes. If they were easy, they’d call ‘em something else.”
“Well you don’t spell it, son…you eat it!”
“Knock Knock.” “Who’s there?” “Who.” “Who who?” “Helen, I think we’ve got an owl in the house!”
“jay brannan and ellen page should be my new best friends.”
– me.
“You may receive a highly unusual message, but figuring out how it relates to you...”
– Cancer horoscope for Wed. Jan. 9, 2008.
And sometimes when you’re on, you’re really fucking on And your friends they sing along and they love you. But the lows are so extreme that the good seems fucking cheap And it teases you for weeks in its absence. But you’ll fight and you’ll make it through You’ll fake it if you have to and you’ll show up to work with a smile You’ll be better and...