It all goes back to the fact that I am a complete failure in every way always and forever.
I hate not being able to know who’s telling the truth and who’s lying…I need Veritaserum asap.
The theme song/slogan of some toy brand is “Play, Laugh, Grow”. I think I’m going to start living my life by that mantra.
Pumpkin Spice Lattes should be the only drink served on Halloween. Delish.
P.S. My shirts are starting to smell like you and it makes me smile at the most mundane times. P.P.S. Singing Beatles tunes to me like a lullaby is the way to my heart.
I’ve been so busy running around like crazy that I haven’t had a second to think “IT’S HALLOWEEN!!” I love Halloween!! Hope everyone has a fabulous fantastic Halloween!!
I’m such a fucking idiot. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. This better not be the beginning of things getting fucked up.
Last night was amazing. This is going really really really well.
And maybe you don’t go to hell for the things you do. Maybe you go to hell for...– Chuck Palahniuk (via annarchy) (via unicornology) (via deadshot) (via entrails)
I have to write 1455 more words of bullshit and try to make them sound like I have a great knowledge on what I am writing about. I also have to find sources and MLA cite them. I have about three hours to do this. Totally do-able, right? Except, I didn’t take my Adderall today (because I didn’t get out of bed until almost three). And all I can focus on is how much I want to go back...
I think I could spend a week just laying in bed with you and be completely content.
if i liked girls, you would surely be the apple of my eye. you are just blessed...– an honesty box message a boy left for me. adorable.
I haven’t been home since 4 pm this past Friday…I’m not complaining :-)
I scared the fuck out of Lance Bass, Lacey Schwimmer, and Joey Fatone tonight. It made me turn into a giddy 13 year old fangirl again :-)
It really doesn’t help that you look so fucking cute today :-(
I don’t really know why I’m living other than the fact that I’m not dead…it’s not supposed to be like this, right?
I just spent 20 minutes on the phone listening to a drunken biology lesson (to use the term loosely). It was comical and cute.
johnnyfive: The Hills spinoff series: ‘The City’ featuring Whitney Port. NYC. Whitney. Amazing clothes. Gorgeous boys. New bitches. CAN. NOT. WAIT.
-Skipping my first two classes to go back to bed (for maybe an hour) and study for my third class’ midterm. -Taking the midterm in which I will most likely forget information and hopefully get at least a C on. -Driving downtown with Garrett and Perla to go see BARACK FUCKING OBAMA! So fucking stoked for that. (I know I should stay home and rest up and get all my fucking work done. But fuck...
I don’t like the back and forth yes and no hot and cold maybe game. But I do like you. So, I’ll keep playing for now. And eventually, I’ll forfeit or tie or lose. …and it’s worth it because there’s a small little chance that I just might win.
No matter how careful you are, there’s going to be the sense you missed...– Chuck Palahniuk.
mareen: (via saramcpherson, hilker) ‘Tis the...
One of my biggest pet peeves: people who don’t understand how to chew politely. If you’re going to eat in public, I don’t want to hear your nasty nomming.
Chuck P. just (a couple days ago) put out a summary of his next novel Pygmy (May 2009): I’ve just finished the first draft of a novel called “Pygmy,” a dark comedy about terrorism and racism. The lead character is a 13-year-old foreign exchange student sent to live with a suburban, white, middle-class family. Oh, and they’re Christians. The visit is for six months, and...
i can't stand not having a plan.
missbrightside: the whole “let’s just play it by ear” thing does not work, especially when i’ve cleared my whole day for nothing. argh. YES. THANK YOU. I’m so glad I’m not the only person who absolutely loathes this.
Happy Birthday to one of the most phenomenal humans I know. He is talented, charming, hilarious, beautiful, driven, caring, and just a rockstar of a person. I love and miss him a lot.
If Sarah Palin is a role model for women, I would...
kristenisfornerd: frangry: (via ameliamagritte)
McDumbass is a fucking robot. A scary one. Do not call me your friend, sir. Do not look at the camera and smile your creep ass smile.
peterwknox: In local news, Joe Six-Pack just started his own plumbing business. The current Joe The Plumber count is: 13.
I just don’t want to be that whatever person. I don’t have to get...– me.
I still feel like you think I’m kind of a joke and I think if he tells you anything from last night, it’s going to make me even more hilarious.
I loved/hated last night. Love: getting drunk. Hate: it didn’t really help anything at all. Love: having a long deep talk with a new friend. Hate: he always needs to be just a friend. Love: knowing that I’m not the only crazy person in the world. Hate: having to re-examine my life. Love: knowing that I need to change my ways to fix my romantic problems. Hate: knowing that I’m...
1. I’m relieved everything is cleared up. 2. Yes, it could be better. But, I’m glad it’s not worse. 3. I’m going to have a good fucking time tonight no matter what.
Keep your mythology out of my science class and I’ll keep my intelligence...– a bumper sticker i want in my life.
I slept for over 13 hours last night. It was much needed.
Holly Golightly: You know those days when you get the mean reds?
Paul Varjak: The mean reds, you mean like the blues?
Holly Golightly: No. The blues are because you're getting fat and maybe it's been raining too long, you're just sad that's all. The mean reds are horrible. Suddenly you're afraid and you don't know what you're afraid of. Do you ever get that feeling?
Paul Varjak: Sure.
Holly Golightly: Well, when I get it the only thing that does any good is to jump in a cab and go to Tiffany's. Calms me down right away. The quietness and the proud look of it; nothing very bad could happen to you there. If I could find a real-life place that'd make me feel like Tiffany's, then - then I'd buy some furniture and give the cat a name!
(I want to skip all of my classes today and lay on my couch and watch this movie)
hydrocodone + the hills + optimism = goodnight.
i really hate all those stupid quotes.
it’s not even nine p.m. and i already want to sleep in a comatose state for the rest of the night and tomorrow.