January 2009
let your waves crash down on me and take me away…
Just know that what ever you think you know I know, that you don’t know...
– Curt.
Sir Paul McCartney & Stephen Colbert.
My life is complete.
I like boys on swings and girls on skateboards. I like babies in highchairs. I...
– Cassie.
This…’stuff’? Oh…okay. I see, you think this has nothing...
– Miranda Priestly.
remember when brian mcknight guest starred/sang on every 90’s show ever?
yeah, he’s singing on 90210 (the real one) right now:
do i ever cross your mind anytime? do you ever wake up reaching out for me?
I say “and” a ridiculous amount in everyday conversation.
in the morning, i got in a fight with myself. i got the bruises to prove it.
i’m just so scared of everything. everything i am. everything i am not. everything people think i am. everything people think i am not. everything i might be. everything i might not be. everything i have to do. everything i want to do. everything i should do. everything i shouldn’t do. everything that will happen if i make it. everything that won’t happen no matter what i do....
The SAG Awards always reaffirm my passion.
i want you. i want you so bad. i want you. i want you so bad it’s driving me mad. it’s driving me mad.
ucftheatrekid:
This will be interesting…
You’re interesting.
But, you know, happiness can be found even in the darkest of times. If one only...
– Albus Dumbledore.
Harry Potter makes everything better.
And if you collect all nine rapists, there’s a puzzle on the back!...
– Dane Cook.
zeus was afraid of his girlfriend so he swallowed her in bed. and he bore forth athena when they cracked open his head. her brother tried to rape her, athena got away, and when his seed hit the ground the grass gave birth that day.
now we all freely admit this story’s clearly bullshit. no one would lay down their lives or start a war over it. so throw your stones and pray you’ll be...
I’m in a debate: read Watchmen or wait for the film?
I usually read before the movie but I can’t say I’ve ever really read a graphic novel before so I’m torn.
Thoughts? Suggestions?
season six buffy dvds + cleaning my room + wine = my evening.
I love really amazing, warm, long, embracing hugs. They just feel so safe and comforting.
garrett: why are you looking at pictures of the olsen twins? you have a boyfriend.
me: ...what?!
There is far too much talk of God now during this...
kateskute:
danhacker:
Seriously? God talk is not what I wanted right now.
i so agree. i guess i’ve never watched an inauguration before…
It made me feel better when Obama addressed “non-believers”. Thank you, Mr. President. We appreciate it.
Right before Obama puts his hand on the Bible, I...
kateskute:
heylaney:
allthingsalishan:
(via sharingtime)
BWAHAH!
LOLZ.
Bitches get stuff done.
– Tina Fey.
I got maybe two hours of sleep last night and now I have to go into work…
but I can’t stop smiling :-)
She told me that her kid could translate “Twinkle Twinkle Little...
– Bethany on RH of NYC.
Is it possible for me to just be a beach bum?
I know I have to get an internship or take a bunch of classes this summer but fuck, all I want to do is lazy around and live at the beach.
My typical day would be: Wake up early and go for a morning surf. Eat fruit. Take a nap. Wake up and play guitar for a few hours. Take a nap /or eat food. Go out for an afternoon surf. Swim, play, walk, nap, play...
Does it not bug the fuck out of you when you’re texting consistently back and forth with someone and then all of a sudden they just stop texting? Then, you wait a while and eventually send another text…and they text right back like they didn’t just completely end the conversation without warning an hour ago!
Am I the only person who goes nuts over this?!
You’re just so sexy, I just wanna motorboat ya!
– the dumb preggers girl’s alchy boyfriend on True Life.
We decided to name him ‘Chance’ because what’re the chances...
– some dumb preggers girl on True Life.
My boyfriend told me that the whole time he was watching Yes Man, he couldn’t stop thinking of how similar Zooey and I are.
…that’s the best compliment ever.
1.15.09
singingvows:
qod:
We got a late one!
Whats your middle name?
jane!
Mine too! I’ve never met anyone else with Jane as a middle name :-)
it’s not what you look at that matters, its what you see.
– (via ryanluikens)