the soloist at seven and wolverine at midnight. yesss. i love cinematic adventures.
let’s do this.
i'm ron burgundy?
Killer on the Loose.
Monica: Did you hear about that girl that got killed in Lewis Park? (the most ghetto apts in cdale)
Me: WTF no.. how?
Monica: Yeah they found her body in the bath filled with milk and bananas.
Me: Whaaaat the fuck.
Monica: They think its a cereal killer.
it’s like a battlefield inside.
my best friend’s boyfriend brings me something to cheer me up but my boyfriend doesn’t even want to text me? there’s something wrong about that. but i don’t have the time or energy to stress it. so fuck it.
i just wish i wasn’t so damn sad all the time.
You know my daughter right? Tall, pretty, wears Chanel. Not exactly what you...– Julie Cooper. (via fuckyeahtheoc)
I must have missed it. But, by a happy mistake, I arrived at the Ministry three...– Albus Percival Wolfrick Brain Dumbledore.
Garrett: Brittany, we're gonna watch Buffy when I get off the phone.
Me: *yells* NOOOOOO! HARRYYYY POTTERRRR!
i want someone to bake me yummy vegan cupcakes and bring me pretty flowers.
(via johnnyfive) here we coooooome.
Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an...– Lemony Snicket (via hibernate) (via jlovely) (via jeralyndwile)
is it cinco de mayo yet?
hurry the fuck up.
it’s not so easy loving me… ...
don’t ask me why i’m crying ‘cause when i start to crumble you know how to keep me smiling…you’re gonna save me from myself.
you’ll be positive though it hurts.
you’re gonna save me from myself.
confession of the day:
i don’t even give a fuck. i love watching keeping up with the kardashians.
i’m happy they still had the earth day bags at publix :-)
project cleanmyfuckingroom is a go…in a couple of hours.
ooh i got an animal planet coloring and activity book for only one dollar at target today. i can’t wait to color that shit tonight!
she stabbed me with an icicle when she thought i kicked one of her spirit animals.
so i put my arms around you and i hope that i will do no wrong.
Happy Muthafuckin’ Birthday to John and Norissa! Party it up today, kiddies. You both deserve it :-)
In honor of Norissa’s 21st birthday, I have also composed an acronym poem: N is for Neat-o. O is for Object of Desire. R is for Rad. I is for It. S is for Super Sassy. S is for Sarcastic. A is for Awesome. Happy Birthday, Chicken Master!
In honor of John’s 21st birthday, I wrote an acronym poem: J is for Jovial. O is for Outstanding. H is for Hella Hot. N is for Nice. Happy Birthday, BooBoo!
see me. feel me. touch me. heal me.
are you afraid of being alone?
‘cause i am.
when i was a child, everybody smiled…nobody knows me at all.
you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave.
head versus heart
My heart says yes, My head says no. My head says stop, My heart says go. My heart says love, My head says leave. My heart says life, My head says grief. My heart says hope, My head forget. My heart says whoop, My head regret. My heart says all, My head says one. My heart says more, My head says none. My heart seeks heights, My head craves peace. My heart bids fight, My head...
ugh. this day did not start off well! but lucky meee, i woke up just in time to have ten minutes to get ready.
i want to go to sleep…and that i will do.
norissagolightly: Why am I being such a poo face? He has a good reason and he still feels awful. Plus he was ridiculously wonderful Monday night. AND for some inexplicable reason, he actually wants to stay together after he leaves. So why am I such a bummer remix? I’m just glad that I have wonderful friends who are awesome and who make me happy. stop...